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Anti-Jokes! Dec 3, 2012 11:02:40 GMT -5

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Post by To(ma)to on Dec 3, 2012 11:02:40 GMT -5

Because anti-jokes are fun! =D

Why did the boy fall off his bike?
His dad threw a fridge at him.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a sandwich.

What does a chicken and a grape have in common?
They're both purple. Except the chicken.

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	"Those are brave men. Let's go kill them." – Tyrion Lannister "The gall of them, fighting back!" – Tyrion Lannister "There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man." – Varys "A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one." – Jojen Reed "I seldom fling children from towers to improve their health." – Jaime Lannister

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	"Those are brave men. Let's go kill them." – Tyrion Lannister "The gall of them, fighting back!" – Tyrion Lannister "There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man." – Varys "A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one." – Jojen Reed "I seldom fling children from towers to improve their health." – Jaime Lannister

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